Last night, one of our guerillas had their car stolen. Actually, it was our car. Someone stole our motha fuckin car.
Sorry to trouble y'all about this, but I think given the energy, creativity, and tenaciousness of our Guerilla Drive-In audience, you might be able to help track down our car. This is our only non-hooptie that works reliablilty, so your help finding it will be so gratefully appreciated.
It was stolen last night about 8pm from the Saturn Cafe parking lot. It was an utterly generic late-model car, but had some things that make it easy to spot.
Mitsubishi Lancer
2001 or so
Silver color
Broken right-side tail light
Dented rear left quarter panel
A dink in the middle of the windowsill
Last seen with a bike rack on the back
and a stuffed turtle on the dashboard.
Wes
PS You don't by any chance have a reliable car you want to loan or donate to us, eh?
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